murping

A magical ceremony celebrated all over the world.
Step 1: Kill a bitch/hoe and leaving the body in a nice warm closet for 1 to 2 months
Step 2: Pull the bitch/hoe out of the closet carefully and position the body laying face-up on the floor with the legs spread
Step 3: Put your mouth around the vaginal opening
Step 4: Have a friend jump on the stomach
Step 5: Enjoy the murpy-fun in your mouth
Step 6: Return the favor and help your friend murp a bitch

**** A double-murp or super-murp can be performed by using a pregnant bitch. Super-murp is the more commonly used term b/c of uncertainty concerning the # of buns in the oven.

John: "Dude I murped like 7 bitches last night!"
Adam: "I know douchebag, one of them was my Grandma!"
John: "Fuck you Adam."

Jeff: "You tryin to murp a bitch?!"
Sally: "What?"
*Jeff kills Sally*
Jeff: "Yeah you are!"
*Jeff high-fives his imaginary friends*
*Sally twitches*

Kyle: "You wanna murp a bitch tonight?"
James: "Yeah, but no more 90 pound bitches; I'm trying to get some of that meaty 347 pound FUPA in my mouth!"
Kyle: "I like where your head is at"
James: "It's fuckin murping time"
*fist pump*

Nathan: "Dude, some guy raped my girl at a club last night!"
Jeremy: "Shit, that sucks...... sooooo....... should we murp her?"
Nathan: "Let's let that kid grow a bit first: I'm tryin to score my first super-murp!"
Jeremy: "Good for you Nathan, good for you."

by The Murping Magician April 23, 2010

Muling

to cycle around concluding a series of small drug deals with the ultimate intention of paying josh and/or scoring some gwaan to aid the enjoyment of F-Geezy

wheres boons, i've got the new series of FG and pastas on the stove

He's muling it

I should have known

by Lorenzo January 17, 2005

mulling

skating street/flatland

taken from the name of pro skater rodney mullen
he is the most influential street skater

me: hey sol
lemme film you mulling

sol: ok ok

by past fatalaties May 21, 2006

Muling

A term used most frequently within Wales especially Merthyr, this word often replaces others in a phrase. Confusing for others

I'm muling down town after
I'm going down town after

I'll mule a ham sandwich

I'll have a ham sandwich

I muled him in that race

by W-D0G September 17, 2021

Mupping

The act of "muploading" (mobile uploading)-usually used on facebook

person1: that's such a funny picture from last night!
person2: yeah i know i'm mupping it right now!

by anonymous961109345667892113 January 18, 2011

Muling

Muling, or to mule, is the present tense of half-assing something in a way that will likely lead to an inevitable failure. to put minimum effort in completing a certain task despite the method's obvious flaws.

i might be muling this by just stacking a bunch of random objects, but i'm sure i can reach that light.

a mule is half horse, half donkey(a.k.a. an ass) so to half-ass it, is to mule it.

by greendiamond March 29, 2014

Mullings

A long, stiff, rigid turd. Often the type that bursts blood vessels on its way out.

"I took a shit last night, it was a total Mullings. I spent 2 hours in the ER afterwards"

by Hero of War February 3, 2010