mukasa

Mukasa is a name that only the awesome of the awesome people can have

like sadiki mukasa he was really awesome in his time

by SEKM February 3, 2013

MufasaTheKing

A amazing lion on ifunny, This lion is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He now keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He created MLG to fuc more beeches, he gets all the booty. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah . He beat world champions at MTG by tapping his land because the opponents knew what was up. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes . He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes

Gurl- wow that lion really cool
Gurl 2- omfg that's mufasatheking
Gurl- stfu really?!?!?
Gurl and Gurl 2- wanna do it?
Mufasa- Naw that bestiality

by Mufasatheking November 25, 2018

mufasa

When you push a girl off the bed and as she is clawing her way back up onto the bed, you beat her back down with your penis.

After I simba her I'm going to mufasa her off the bed.

by simbamaster October 17, 2012

Mufasa

Killed by the murdering piece of shit.

Would still be around for LK2 if that sorry bastard haden't killed him.

by ananomus November 2, 2004

Mufasa

Mufasa is a nickname for an amazing individual. If you are given the nickname of Mufasa than you are majestic, amazing, loving and somewhat egotistical. Mufasa is very protective of his family and his friends so if i were you i wouldn't get in his way because he will fight to the death to protect the ones he loved. All men want to be called Mufasa because his sex drive and skills are next to no one. The lady that is chosen by a Mufasa is a lucky one she will not only be pleased sexually but he will defend and love her till the end. Mufasa is truly the king of the jungle.

guy 1-my sisters new boyfriend is so fucking cool i wish i could be like him!

guy 2-dude i met him...hes a real Mufasa!

by lilbabywolfey December 6, 2012

Mufasa Smash

Taking a dehydrated dump in the palm of your hand and waiting till someone yawns and opens up wide (like a mufasa roar) and you smash it in their face with full force, with the goal of getting most of feces inside the mouth.

Damn man... everytime I go to that guys house I end up getting a Mufasa Smash for no reason.

by r2d2 Bur 2 the gos December 16, 2011

Mufasa

Fuck someone from behind on the edge of the bed with them facing of the bed. When you nut yell "LONG LIVE THE KING" and push them off the bed.

Karina busted her face yesterday, she got mufasa'd

by jodiechris July 10, 2014