The Muk

The dopest town in Washington. Short for "Mukilteo", which means "good camping ground. Has lots of stoners who like to go the Henry's Donut, Albertsons, the Green Room, the Triangle, the Ivory Room, the Gulch, Taco Bell, the White Church, the Kamiak Purple Lot, and various other places.

It was also named one of the top 50 places to live in the U.S. Though it may seem hard to believe, it's very true.

It is also known for it's notoriously stupid po-po (police) who like to patrol the neighborhoods in search of someone they can bust for being up past curfew.

"Dude once I got back to the Muk I totally visited the White Church."

by Mukky junkie August 6, 2008

Muk Buks

1. Lame reward system at Mukwonago High; used to reward bad kids only. Teachers think it is a stroke of genius. Students think it sucks ass. Also see: Muk Buk Black Market.

Jamie hot damn, i got 50 muk buks!

Kaitlyn holy shit! none of my teachers give them out.

by kitty.lynne.101 December 29, 2011

muk

A wicked mate, and brilliant person who deserves the total best, and and total smilies all round!
Don't u dare diss, cos shes one of ma hoes, aight!

Wow ur such i Muk, I love ya

by GuessWho December 25, 2003

Muk

The best person to have ever roamed the Earth and is extremely talented at everything. There is only one existing in this known universe, So if you think your the real Muk, think again cause there is only one. If you do located him, never let him go unless he says so, cause sometimes people can bother him. to sum up, Muk is amazing and definitely not writing this right now, hmu if you know who the real Muk is.

Person 1 "Hey! are you the real MUK!!
Muk "Oh shit!" (proceeds to run away)

by mukthegreat February 15, 2019

Muk

Make Us Kind :))))

“The world needs to come together and muk once and for all”

by Tennisboywill October 24, 2018

Muk

Drool that comes out of the pussy when it queefs too hard.

Wendy muked and Johnny licked it up.

by Kikaider June 26, 2003

muk chug

The process of filling up a gallon milk jug with a man genital secretion and then having you make partner perform the gallon of milk challenge with said jug

“Yo did you hear what happened on Saturday? Matt filled up a jug and had Lucas do a muk chug!”

by Yamo Ruschko Stoich October 14, 2020