muffy 

pussy slang for vagina

I gotta shave my muffy

muffy by Brianne1234 January 12, 2007

muffy 

a homosexual man; feminine male; soft dude; transvestite; loves men; a gay man that dances like beyonce

look at that muffy at the gay bar dancing like beyonce!

muffy by ongibaby October 25, 2009

muffy 

She is a cute little kitty who goes MEOWPURRR.

Muffy says meowmeow give me food.

muffy by kate June 3, 2004

muffy 

drag queen

Look at the mustache on that muffy. Sick...

muffy by smacks July 23, 2003

muffy 

The foam part covering the ear piece on headphones. Most used when the part falls off the headphones.

Hey bro, have you seen the muffy? They fell off the headphones/

muffy by kelita October 29, 2003

muffy 

a huge hairy beast of a man, with a large large cock. He who invades women's twats and leave them sticky

"ohh myy god muffy is humping your sister"

muffy by twatstick April 8, 2003

muffy 

A muffy is a sneak attack sexual maneuver. While you're going down on a girl you breath in deep and blow all the air you can muster up into her vagina. Then firmly place your hands on her stomach and press down. The desired effect is a whoopee cushion style queef.
Warning : it is strongly recommended you pull your face away before pressing down.

I gave this girl a muffy and my room still stinks.

muffy by princethatho May 19, 2009