Muffling

small patches of short, scruffy body hair that grow on random parts of a person's body, espcially the underchin and upper ass

Hey Brian, shave your filthy ass muffling off the side of your face.

by Kyle Hamlett May 16, 2008

Truck Muffling

To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.

I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.

by GrundleStiltskin69 January 6, 2020

muffineer

A girl so loose with her sexual proclivities that she could fit the top of a muffin into her vagina simply by sitting on it.

Dang, she was with Bob last week, but yesterday I saw her leaving Dan's place. That girl is a total muffineer!

by epilepticmozzy February 27, 2010

muffiger

1. The roll of fat that develops on the hips of a momma bear after two or three birthings, usually most visible in may.

2. The smelly patch of hair on a man's gooch.

Tim: Damn there's John he's such a fucking muffiger!

by Ilya69 March 28, 2008

Muffingirl

The neice of The Muffin Man, from the classic song, "Do you know The Muffin Man?"

That J-pop CD belongs to Muffingirl.

by Muffingirl September 26, 2004

muffling

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

That girl spent all night muffling me.

by Zenshu December 1, 2010

mississippi mudslinger

A drink in which you do a shot of cheap alcohol and chase it with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I got so drunk on mississippi mudslingers last night that I rusty tromboned four guys.

by elrapist January 18, 2011