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muff dived

Those chicks muff dived in that pic!
by jordan February 23, 2005
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Muff diving

to orally please a women with a muff.
by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005
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muff-diving

the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.
bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up
by SugarRay August 3, 2007
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muff dive

when you make you'r way through a girls pubic hair filled with chunks of duck butter looking for the vaginal opening
for fuck sakes jill...learn how to shave i hate having to muff dive my way through
by spazzy jazzy January 18, 2003
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Muff diving

when tanielle dives into some other chicks muff
i, tanielle LOVE to dive into nicole's muff
by tanielle halina November 24, 2003
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Muff diving

in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim
by masterofrpg March 12, 2004
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marinara muff dive

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female while she is menstruating, thereby getting "marinara" all over ones face.
Pat hooked up with this chick in Brooklyn and gave her a marinara muff dive. Gross!
by Mufftruck November 12, 2016
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