Mud Monkey

A massive, 5lb pile of shit sitting in your underwear, telling you to go back to diapers.

"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."

by Cloud126 April 19, 2023

Mud monkey

Nickname for an African American

I hate mud monkeys

by Mudmonkey1 May 25, 2022

Mud Monkey

Noun.
A synonym for chewing tobacco or dipping tobacco.

Hey you boys wanna pack a mud monkey?

by hairydolphin217 November 15, 2017

Mud monkey

The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.

You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!

by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017

The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

by AK Daddy July 06, 2016