Mud Monkey 

A massive, 5lb pile of shit sitting in your underwear, telling you to go back to diapers.

"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."

Mud Monkey by Cloud126 April 19, 2023

Mud Monkey 

The direct comparison to Snow Bunny, but for fly white guys who like black women! Some call them race traitors, others call them wiggas. Are you a wigga?

When I die Ima go to mud monkey heaven

Mud Monkey by Lilxanhasmyheart June 24, 2024

Bald headed mud monkey 

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.

Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.

Bald headed mud monkey by Gollum May 28, 2006

minnesota mud monkey 

when you’re giving a rim job and the girl takes a shit right in youre mouth

bro that girl was so fine! she even gave me a minnesota mud monkey

minnesota mud monkey by mudmunk69 May 17, 2021

Mississippi Mud Monkey 

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.

Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey

Mississippi Mud Monkey by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025

Michigan Mud Monkey

The Michigan Mud Monkey is when you anal a girl until her shit turns to liquid then you proceed to cover her in her own shit and make her climb a tree

“I just watched this girl on pornhub get Michigan Mud Monkeyed”

Michigan Mud Monkey by ilikebuttstuff87 January 9, 2026

The Kansas City Mud Monkey 

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

The Kansas City Mud Monkey by AK Daddy July 6, 2016