Missus

Term meaning ,,wife''.

I should better get home to the missus,or else she is gonna kill me if I don't come earlier.

by Toa Pohatu March 18, 2017

Missus

A term used to describe a female whom a male is dating. Typically used in New Zealand culture and even parts of Australia.

Guy1: How's the Missus, g?
Guy2: Yeah nah she's fucken algoods cunt
Guy1: Fuck yea bro thats the good shit aye
Guy2: How's your Miduk?
Guy1: Sacked the cunt 'cuz she was talking MAD SHIT 'bout me fortnite skillz
Guy2: Oh yeah mate fuck that bitch aye, I'll tell ya that
Guy1: Fucken ouf cunt

by NiggerWannabe March 22, 2019

Missus Missus Missus

When your small and stout female dog behaves poorly with little remorse for her actions

“Maebie NO!!! Don’t poop on the floor. You’re being a Missus Missus Missus”

by Notguiltyking85 March 1, 2023

Missus Mummy

A dominant queen of the 1950's, member of Barkada and the leader of the Crossroad Demons. Being a Pie Lover, she is not only a sweetheart but also a YANDERE Dommy Mommy Waifu for Laifu at heart. Just... Please do not piss her off... or call her mother... it will not end well......

Since she is a demon is it required that you shall have to sacrifice your heart or sell your soul to her... This is not a question. Pick your poison.

Person 1 - Ayo bro, you excited to see Missus Mummy's Twitch Stream?
Person 2 - Oh hell yeah! Mumsy so skibidi and very demure.
Person 1 - Very mindful.

by ValdoDaSnail Official January 3, 2025

sangas missus

Has the biggest fuckin 5 head you've ever seen, almost compares to the size of her mouth. Will grease you off if you try to Interact with Sanga. Very dangerous, causes lots of stress extremely up herself, kill on site

Fuck sangas missus is a dumb bitch.

by Asdgftsj April 25, 2017

Crispy Missus

a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.

Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs

female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.

by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020