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mowing the lawn

Said when you want to leave to masturbate without saying it outloud or when you and your boy/girl friend want to go have sex.
EX. 1: John: Hey guys I'll see you in an hour I gotta go home and mow the lawn.
EX. 2: Matt: Yo me and Melissa stayed up all night mowing the lawn last night.
by that guy who posted this word February 26, 2011
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mow the lawn

1. to incinerate the entire top surface of weed when smoking from a bowl, thus preventing a second green hit.
light from the side, dude, don't mow the lawn!
by crast April 15, 2006
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mow the lawn

to 'mow the lawn' can also mean to take a dump.
not sure where this originated from, but have heard it a few times in London.
"i say, shall we go forth and partake in the quest for punani?"
"yeah mate, but give me five minutes to mow the lawn first..."
by Prem Shah September 14, 2006
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mowing the lawn

See: deepthroat.

When a girl takes your cock all the way into her throat, and tries shave your pubic hair with her teeth.
John: I heard heather can deepthroat like Jenna Jameson.

Tom: Yeah, she mowed my lawn last night.
by Anti January 12, 2005
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mow the lawn

To shave another girls pubes and be happy about it or mowing a girl named "Lan"
by The Lawnmower January 16, 2009
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Mowing the Lawn

The act of tossing someone's salad (giving a rim job) while wearing braces, therefor cutting their butthole hair as you pleasure them.
Jacob loves it when Mollie starts mowing the lawn in the middle of a long bus ride.
by JONGaCONGi July 8, 2012
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