Heidi Montag

1. A dead-behind-the-eyes girl that loves to ditch all her friends for guys named Spencer that sport "creepy, flesh colored beards".
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.

1. "Hi, im Heidi Montag...My boyfriend/Ex boyfriend/Fiance/Only Friend/Verbal abuser/Life size version of a "Ken Doll", Spencer Pratt and i are Engaged! oh....wait, we're not..wait we are. OK. we're not."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."

by MissObvious August 4, 2008

Mojtaba

Mojtaba or Moshtaba is a nice male given name in Iran specially for Shias. It means the chosen one among many. The man with this name doesn't believe in love and thinks hormones are responsible for love feeling!

-Love you my Mojtaba! this is the 709th email from me

by your eternal love August 16, 2018

Joe Montana

Joe Montana is easily one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. He was a third round pick by the 49ers and ended up leading them to a remarkable four Super Bowl victories: in 1982, 1985, 1989 and 1990. Incredibly enough, he never threw an interception in any of those 4 games. He was especially famous for his calm under pressure and for leading last-minute, game-winning drives. A two-time NFL MVP, he earned a well-deserved spot in the Hall of Fame. How anyone can say he is overrated is beyond me.

Joe Montana is known for "The Drive" against the Bengals in Super Bowl XXIII and other amazing moments as well.

by Canibal-7 May 17, 2006

Montanan

To display an action that is sensed by others to be rugged, self refined, and/or strongly characteristic of a mountainous region cultures predefined notions of "a badass"

When your friend is smoking a hand rolled style cigar whilst performing a sick maneuver that makes the ladies swoon because they think your so badass. "Dude, that was really Montanan of you back there with those chicks! They think you're da shit son!"

by Montanan Man October 9, 2018

Montana Bull Farmer

A modern day reference to the to the historically widespread homosexual proclivities of Montana based cattlemen and farm hands. It should be noted that the origins of the title seem to have originated in southwestern Montana, where cities like Bozeman, Helena and Butte have population density rates of homosexual cattlemen far exceeding the national average. It is rumored that the popular film "Brokeback Mountain" was based out of the foothills of the Custer Gallatin National Forest.

"Bro, did you hear about Derek? I had him watch Bear Force 1 and he hasn't stopped talking about it since. I always knew he was a bit of a Montana Bull Farmer."

by Kneel_Zaddy June 28, 2020

Montana99

aka Jay Montana is a soundcloud rapper from brockton, mass who went viral for his song "I can't". His smooth voice and unique flows on high-tempo beats makes him stand out.

Montana99- "I can't luv no bitch im bout my money yea I run it up"

by Doitlikethis May 2, 2023

Montaha

A name of a girl. Used amongst the muslim people, but rarely. A Montaha is a weird but loving person capable of the greatest good. Usually someone you see in highschool. They are passionate about everyone, careful about their way of words, always smiling. Remember, your years at highscool are not complete unless you've seen a montaha. The best friend that you can have.

Hey, parika have you seen the new girl, Montaha
yeah, omg, she is like the G.O.A.T at everything.

by culbocfromsuty October 23, 2016