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Moustachioistic

The act or the practice of adoring moustaches to the point beyond obsession. A point that progresses the protagonist of the act to explore activities & fantasies with the concept and realities of them. The ignited enthusiast of the craft then moves beyond violent and pornographic suggestion sometimes bordering on acting out disturbingly shocking fantasies that involve moustaches of all types, especially the "Rollie" , "The Swirler" , "Stalin", "Burt Reynolds" "The Nietzche" and the "Hitler".
David and Sarah took a walk to the brook to take in the first days of spring, when suddenly a moustachio'd man approached them. David had bee having "Moustachioistic" fantasies as pf late and had been sharing them with Sarah. As a child, she was terrified of Moustaches but had lately unlocked her own "Moustachioistic" frenzied state. Alone now with the moustachio'd man by the brook. You can only guess what happened.
by Qwendal Orlando Myiagi May 16, 2014
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Moustachioistic

The act or the practice of adoring moustaches to the point beyond obsession. A point that progresses the protagonist of the act to explore activities & fantasies with the concept and realities of them. The ignited enthusiast of the craft then moves beyond violent and pornographic suggestion sometimes bordering on acting out disturbingly shocking fantasies that involve moustaches of all types, especially the "Rollie" , "The Swirler" , "Stalin", "Burt Reynolds" "The Nietzche" and the "Hitler".
David and Sarah took a walk to the brook to take in the first days of spring, when suddenly a moustachio'd man approached them. David had been having "Moustachioistic" fantasies as of late and had been sharing them with Sarah. As a child, she was terrified of Moustaches but had lately unlocked her own "Moustachioistic" frenzied state. Alone now with the moustachio'd man by the brook. You can only guess what happened.
by Qwendal Orlando Myiagi May 16, 2014
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Moustachioed

The act of ejaculating into ones hand and wiping it onto anothers upper lip. "Moustachioed"
Oh man I just completely "moustachioed " Jonnny
by L-Lion August 6, 2017
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Moustaching

Moustaching refers to the curl of a womans pubic hair during Intercourse, mixing with semen and other bodily fluids the hair get curled to resemble a moustache during the act.
Hooked-up with a girl last night, she was so wet her pubes were moustaching
by Lanky_Loon May 4, 2019
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Moustaching my Goldeneye

When somebody Moustaches your Goldeneye
Ahhh fuck I caught that cunt Joel Moustaching my Goldeneye
by Pierce Brosnan7 July 8, 2021
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