de-motivational poster

A take off of the classic 'motivational posters'. De-motivational posters are more often than not sarcastic, insulting, or making fun of something widely known, or comical.

Often a picture bordered in black, with a large single word title written in white, and in some cases a comment below written in smaller font.

Did you see that de-motivational poster on 4-chan?

by Furofushi February 21, 2009

Motivation

In life, there will always be someone who is
Strong
Faster
Smarter
Better
Than you
But that’s ok
I learned that the hard way
I used to always start in soccer,
But after the coach moved away I didn’t

He always left me out
And I would go home and cry
I didn’t find soccer ‘fun’ anymore
And I wanted to quit
But you can’t let that make you frustrated
There are people in the world who would love to see you fail
And would you want them to see you
Or would you want to prove them wrong
I will admit
There are the bad days
Which make everything in life seem wrong
But they prove who you are
If you crack under pressure

Or rise up
So if there’s one thing I learned in my 13 years
It’s to never give up
If you work hard enough it’s possible.

Motivation

by LifeOfMysery September 26, 2019

self-mutilation

Self-mutilation is when someone hurts themselves to release some form of pain. Usually cutting, pulling hair, burning, banging etc. Making fun of them is not going to help. Just because you have different ways of coping doesn't mean you should make fun of people that already have problems hating themselves etc. Self-mutilators need help they don't need people picking on them.

Self-mutilation is dangerous. If someone you know is self-mutilating get some kind of help.

by pour real life out September 20, 2006

Motivation

That thing in the back of your mind that drives you, no matter what seems to be stacked against you.

The corss country runner, Molly, had lots of motivation

by griff mccarthey May 8, 2005

motivator

a fuckin' jarhead that loves nothing more than the corps. he thinks, breathes, eats, masterbates to, and shits with the corps always, and i mean ALWAYS on his mind. to him, there is nothing more tasty and more satisfying than devouring a fucking MRE for breakfast. there is nothing more pleasing than the feeling after you complete a fucking 24-hour O-Course pt session with sandbags. motivators are known to enlist for 26-60 year contracts at one time without ever thinking about it twice. they are also known to use the strange, yet amusing "Oo-rah" phrase to acknowledge anything from "yes" and "no" to the common "good morning" and "i understand".

Hey look, there's that fuckin' motivator. I don't believe I've ever seen him wear something that's not Olive Drab Green.

by Sgt Devildog February 15, 2006

Procrastinatory Motivation

Being motivated to do anything but homework

I developed procrastinatory motivation to clean my room since I have a 5 page paper due tomorrow.

by D low2081 March 8, 2011

self-mutilation

self mutilation (or known as self-injury) is a concept on which many teens have picked up on. whether it be a form of releasing pain, or getting attention. it is scarring many teens in the process.
it is almost any form of the desruction in one's own tissue.

cutting, wrist banging, burning, head banging (against walls), pulling out hair, breaking bones, scratching, amputation or anything of that severity

by chelsea December 11, 2004