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Yeven Mosby

Yeven Mosby is the original inventor of the strap on dildo. He was born in September 1973, in concord CA. On his 15th birthday he was accused of having sexual relations with his mother. She was hauled off on jail for sexual moltestation charges later that month. When he turned 21, he was accused of raping a 41 year old women, and molesting her 7 year old boy.

The women never showed up to trial, and the charges were droped later on. Since then Yeven has been acused of several account of sexual abuse towards many dogs. Yeven had a fine collection of dildos, and created a home made strap on. He then decided to patton his idea leter on in life.

Yeven Mosby died in 2006, when the father of the 41 year old womem whom he raped, kid naped him, and raped him. He died of internal bleeding.

Many women, and men, revear Yeven as a saint for his work.
A strap on dildo is what many lesbian women use on there partnet to enjoy the sexual pleasure of a dick without the mental stress of a man. Yeven Mosby created this.
by Jacob Wilder October 1, 2007
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Ted Mosby

the best character on how i met your mother. he is extremely underrated. and does not deserve the hate he gets.
you know that show how i met your mother? it wouldn’t make any sense without ted since there would be no one to meet the mother.

you’re such a ted mosby!
(aka you’re the main character but also the best character.)
by I’m so bored February 10, 2021
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ted mosby

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Pulling a Mosby

1.Aggressively coming to a conclusion without all the facts.

2. Condemning something or someone based on personal feelings with out getting the whole story.
"Did you see Marilyn mosby on the news in Baltimore she basically convicted the police with out a trial and then they were found not guilty."
" Yeah my wife is like that I call it pulling a mosby"
by jimbo the greatest 351 May 27, 2017
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Ted Mosby Expectations

Many dating advice books, websites, columns, etc say that the main reason why some people struggle with dating is because of "unrealistic expectations" or as I like to call them "Ted Mosby Expectations". Ted Mosby is the name of one of the main characters on the long running successful sitcom, "How I Met Your Mother". He thinks most of the women he likes and dates are "the one" he will marry and have his children which is not the right mindset to have. It's hard to find the right person especially when you're a "nice guy" like him. Hence his expectations are unrealistic although I gotta say he is very persistent and many guys can relate to his experiences and "unrealistic expectations"
Dude you have "Ted Mosby Expectations" when it comes to dating; they are too high and unrealistic!
by GuitarMelody June 7, 2014
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Pulling a ted mosby

Telling someone that you love them far too early, in his case on the first day.
"Dude! No, I’m not gonna be pulling a Ted Mosby!“
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Moby Huge

A moby huge is a 3 ft tall dildo.
"Can I fit a moby huge in my ass?"

"It fit in mine."
by anthony's fake laugh February 13, 2018
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