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Mortimer Goth

A character in all 4 sims games, who’s wife went missing, and daughter is going to marry a fuck boy. Mortimer is father of Cassandra and Alexander, husband of Bella and son of Gunther and Cornelia
Ever since his wife went missing he took in interest in Dina Caliente, his brother in law’s widow.
Mortimer Goth is one of the only elders alive in Pleasantview when you start a game there.
by BlankCanvas742 November 26, 2021
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mortimer mouse

an underrated mickey mouse rival.

is also known as Nortimer. Noose, he is dating Ghengis Khan pete.
kale: bro i love mortimer mouse sm
sketch: PISS OFF HES MINE
by sketchywetchy December 16, 2022
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Mortimer

To kill something in a brutal, thoughtless or horrific manner. Derived from "Mortify" and "Murder".
Did you see the way that dog mortimered those chickens?
by Mikeyhead June 30, 2010
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Mortimer

A village filled with despair in West berkshire where very little happens and if anything does happen it is a stabbing
"Dude did you go to mortimer recently?"
" yeah I got stabbed and ended up in the hospital"
by Bctime January 2, 2017
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Mortimer error

To make a serious mistake or blunder (named after the infamous mr mortimer)
lee: "Ive put diesel petrol in my car...but it takes unleaded!"

dan: ...mortimer error!
by Daniel uce October 12, 2007
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Mortimerian Tale

A story that exists in the twilight zone between real and unreal. It is typically highly detailed and of an almost sureal fashion, the mortimerian tale is equally believable as it is unbelievable. The art of telling a mortimerian tale lies within the ability to make a story that may or may not be true seem plausable, therefore making it difficult to find out wether or not its true. The name comes from the stories British comedian Bob Mortimer tells in various TV shows. Examples include "theft and shrubbery", "I perform my own dentistry", and "we were removed from town for freightening the locals".
Bob Mortimer, Mortimerian Tale
by vlegel October 13, 2018
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Purple Mortimer

The dark colored condition being the durect result of excess friction from stubble upon ones private region leaving it raw and sensitive. Also known in some parts, and some lines of employment, as five o'clock shadow.
Hey! Why do you think the razor was invented? I ain't playin! Get out of here and don't come back until you've tidied up that face. Sweet thang ain't havin no Purple Mortimer now!
by Oxford Flemming June 21, 2021
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