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Morternoon

It's the contraction of morning and afternoon. It's mostly used at work when you start your day, but people on a different timezone are already in their afternoon.
Morternoon! (yes, it's that simple—it's like when you say Morning!)
by fharper August 27, 2021
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martensen

The sexiest person around. Gets all of the babes. He's also super handsome!
Hey did you see Martensen? Yeah he's so {sexy} and handsome! I wish I was like Martensen. He gets all of the chicks.
by Geärgert May 30, 2017
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Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

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and mine
me: oh aragorn show me your sword
aragorn: you can see my sword anytime
by kate January 2, 2004
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Stine Birch Mortensen

Is a teacher at Bavnehøj school and is teaching 7.v English, Danish, History and French.

She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte
Stine walks in class late
Stine: I was watching the small children and one of the bled so much
Student: not again Stine Birch Mortensen
by Anonymos hacker Bitch October 30, 2019
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The Viggo Mortensen effect

When you fall in love with a fictional character from a movie/tv show and it turns out the actor looks nothing like them in real life. E.g Aragorn from lord of the rings is played by Viggo Mortensen who looks nothing like him in real life
Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn

Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect
by Winelover42069 January 1, 2022
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Ivar Martinson

Ivar haffar bara 05 tjejer
by Hackarn December 11, 2018
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Mortensen

Someone who is usually pissy. Kind of a bitch. They dye their hair red or green because they just don't give a fuck.
Also known as a sexual freak.
Man 1: You see that girl over there?
Man 2: Yeah... she seems like such a Mortensen.
by 12344552gvg February 7, 2019
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