Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.

Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley

by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016

morning wood

Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"

I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.

by Dirty-Dirty February 17, 2006

morning wood

the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.

I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus

by mark March 29, 2004

morning wood

when your dick gives you a standing ovation in the morning just for waking up.

I woke up this morning and I had morning wood. I was so proud.

by dj cuff yo chick February 27, 2011

morning wood

Perhaps one of the greatest of God's creations, but at the same time the worst. It all depends on the circumstances. When the body goes into REM sleep, capillaries go into hyper vasodilation, and thus the penis becomes goes in one of the most intense and hardest erections a man can experience.

TEACHER: Tommy!? You're late again! Care to explain!?
TOMMY: You want the truth?
TEACHER: Yes!
TOMMY: OK, here it goes. For the past few mornings, I've woken up with some gnarly morning wood, and to waste something is a sin; so, I took full advantage of the situation each time.

DAN: Dude, what's up? You sick or something?
JAKE: No, man. I slept naked last night, and slept in this morning to the point where my mom came into my room and threw the sheets off of me. I had massive morning wood, dude, and she saw it. AWKWARD!!!

by JSF87 June 14, 2011

morning wood

when you wake up in the morning with an erection. is exceptionally poor if you are wearing gym shorts, because you usually have to stay in bed for a few minutes while it goes down if you have other people in your house, and generally sticks straight out, not following up your body like normal wood.

i couldnt get out of bed for a few minutes this morning because i had morning wood and it wouldnt go down

by 569683786 August 7, 2007

Morning Wood

Waking up with an erection. It's often associated with the need to use the bathroom upon waking up. Scientific term is nocturnal penile tumescence. There is no real scientific proof as to why men wake up with a erection although there are many theories. And by the way "dr. Pascalle" is a fake and an idiot. No such thing as hypervasodilation.

Means the same thing as Morning Glory

It sucks trying to take a piss when you got a morning wood.

by Urban Cock May 11, 2009