mormonist

the very most mormon

ken is the mormonist guy ever

by rock paper ken July 17, 2004

Mormoning

To use a non-valid response as an explanation, other than throaty tones and slurred words.

Bro Chris gave a "mormon" explanation for why he didnt clean off the keyboard.

or

Brother Joseph is "mormoning" his way out of a circle jerk, once again

or Elder Kirkpatrich "mormoned" his way out of "dusting the pine" with The Troop

"uuhhhhhhhh welllllll, ha ha ya knowww..."

by Jsmithstersaltlakemomo July 4, 2009

Mormonia

The state (and rumored theocracy) of Utah.

"Dude, I have to go to Salt Lake."

"Have fun in Mormonia!"

by leggie_blonde August 27, 2009

Mormonic

Having to do with Mormons or their religion/practices.

It is very Mormonic to not drink coffee.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 22, 2007

MORMONTOLOGY

A combination of Mormonism and Scientology.

My friend's mom is a Mormon and his dad is a Scientologist. That makes him a Mormontologist. He practices Mormontology.

by Jeff Bedia February 11, 2008

mormonster

A desciple of the mormon faith who trolls neighborhoods throughout the day, going door-to-door in an attempt to recruit non-believers

Watch out! Do not look directly into the eyes of the mormonster, lest ye be entrapped in its vile grips!

by mrbobandthehappyvalkyrie December 18, 2008

Mormonitious

To change from one essential doctrinal religious imperative to another without explanation.

Brigham Young taught the doctrine of Adam-God as divine revelation, but now Gordon B. Hinckley says that it is a heresy. Hinckley is very mormonitious.

by isthechurchtrue August 6, 2011