Moronic Plague

When a large audience of idiots spread their stupidity on to others

The moronic plague has spread creating even more stupid people

by batman1965 March 23, 2009

Mormon orgasm

When you hold your piss for so long so when you release it feels like a orgasm.

Can’t have sex but I can have a Mormon orgasm at least!!!

by Fnordypizza January 27, 2020

Moron 5

People who openly hate the band 'Maroon 5' call the band 'Moron 5' as a form of insult. Main reason is the 'bitchy voice' of Adam Levine.

>"I am going to Maroon 5 tonight!"

<"Dude...stop being obsessed with Moron 5's stupid ass music."

by KKOPPI October 14, 2011

Mormon Road-Block

Similar to a Moving Road-Block, a Mormon Road-Block is the situation where three or more vehicles are pacing each other on the freeway. This causes problems for those trying to speed past slower vehicles. A Mormon Road-Block is worse than a Moving Road-Block because Mormons typically drive mini-vans, Suburbans, or specially made 15 person vans, so as to carry their families. This means that even if vehicles are not trying to pace one another, a roadblock can still occur because of the simple size of the vehicles.

Tim: Why weren't you here on time? Didn't you leave early enough?
Mike: I left in time, but I got stuck behind a Mormon Road-block

by SmoothDogg May 19, 2006

sunday mormon

one who is hipocritical and only participates in his mormon studies when he has to , a lazy bloker.But is usually smarter than the average mormon because he has been in high school upwards of 20 years.

wow hes a real sunday mormon, he cussed all week at practice and didnt even show up for the sunday games because he had to read mormon scrolls.

by 4thpostie March 30, 2009

Moron

To be stupid. Not very clever, most likely to be lacking in intelligence

Dude, you're a total moron!

by LOVE2REVEALTHEMEANINGOFTHEWORD May 16, 2015

Mormon Murders, The

A book by the same title. A true story of the police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a bomb murderer and professional forgerer and member of the Mormon Church. Hoffman entertained himself by finding documents to embarass the Morman Church and nearly exposed the vast Mormon enterprise for the fraud that it is. This book explains in great detail the involvement of church hierarchy in this cover up.

Man, I posted this definition of Mormon Murders on Urban Dictionary and the Mormon thought police had it removed within a week. Lets see if this one makes it any longer.

by Fanny Alger August 28, 2005