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Once you bone your misso and the vag juice dries up and you go for a 2nd round and your cock has a mooty stench that burns the nostrils.
by MrBoneHer November 10, 2017
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Best hidden under your towel or robe, or while hiding around the corner in the nude after emerging from your morning shower.
When your wife/other emerges groggy eyed and tired from bed, this is the prime time to attack them with your Moose-Donkey.
Swing it around, flash it at them, threaten them with it, etc... Just keep repeating "Moose-Donkey" while you torment your half alert victim.
Best hidden under your towel or robe, or while hiding around the corner in the nude after emerging from your morning shower.
When your wife/other emerges groggy eyed and tired from bed, this is the prime time to attack them with your Moose-Donkey.
Swing it around, flash it at them, threaten them with it, etc... Just keep repeating "Moose-Donkey" while you torment your half alert victim.
The old lady was brewing a pot of coffee this morning when I came running into the kitchen in my towel, tossed it to the floor, and tormented her with the almighty Moose-Donkey.
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