Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.

What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.

by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011

Moosik

Music that is so good that it's sick or an ill cow.

1. That choon is moosik!
2. Call the vet, we got a moosik :/.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

moosibou

A hybrid of a the mammal moose and the north american caribou. Moosibou are found in highly dense wooded areas and are rarely seen near highways. There has only been 2 recorded sightings of this majestic creature due to the mass deforestation of rural areas.

Therefore the population of moose has decreased and they are now relying on caribou to reproduce.

"Holy Gunshots! Is That A The Majestic Rare Moosibou!?"

by VINYEAR January 25, 2013

moolicious

when something is too delicious makes you want to moo just like a cow

-OMG this choko-cake is moolicious
- your dinner was moooooooooooooooooooolicious

by Self Privacy March 7, 2011

moonsickness

other word for a women's period

"I don't feel well"
"I think you are having moonsickness"

by rainbowsjwek February 15, 2014

Moosical Moosician

A person who sings so bad it sounds like cows mooing.

Cig: Can you hear that person singing? It sounds like a moo.
Kig: Yes, they are a Moosical Moosician.

by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018

Moosii

Noun, plural. Part of the eternal quest to find an appropriate word for a number of moose: large, rocktacious creatures that have a cult following but no appropriate plural noun.

Due to the growing number of moosii references seen in the last year or two, it has been suggested by moosii enthusiasts that moosii will be the new monkey Realists note that moosii's noted lack of opposable thumb (and therefore poo-flinging) may hinder this.

Of the available possible plurals for moose, Moosii is clearly the most superior. It beats out moosen, mooses, and meese by far.

There is a herd of moosii roaming the streets of Minneapolis.

...A cult is following them.

by Lady Chevalier May 25, 2005