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Moosey

Moosey a way to describe a super hot sexy Canadian man who gets very intimate with lady's typically on Tuesdays
Emily met a total Moosey last tuesday
by Mooseylover July 24, 2023
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Moosey Fate

Taken from Invader Zim.
To be sent unwillingly by a small, green alien to a room with a Moose in it.
"Now prepare to suffer your Moosey fate!"
by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004
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Moosey Goosey

Damn thats just moosey goosey bro.
by Da judger March 11, 2016
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Moosey Poosey

Noun: Latinx orgin
A severe case of camel-toe (i.e.; where the vortex of the crotch acquires the form of the vagina's lips {Poosey}).
Oh My Gawd Becky! Her moosey poosey is so, like, up in there, it's cutting off circulation to her uterus!
Damn, Gurl! My anaconda ain't gon' fit in that tight-ass moosey poosey!
Ay guey! That moosey poosey looks so juicy--I wanna add some Cholula and take a bite out that taco! MMMMMM-que sabroso!
That moosey poosey is so deep, I could track you in the snow!
by vajuice June 3, 2019
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moosey swoosle

Something unlikable, unasthetically appealing, or irritating.
I am so fat, I am a moosey swoosle.
by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003
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moosey juicy

A visibly wet moose knuckle

Alt. Juicy Moosey
Hey dad, did grandma sit in water?... No son, that old bitch has a moosey juicy
by PUNX March 31, 2015
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moosey twat

Wow last night when I was banging Samantha she had a moosey twat .

Oh man I am sorry did you tell her?

Yah but I pulled out last night it was sooo hairy and disgusting that I didn't even want to look at my own penis
by Mercibaby January 28, 2017
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