Moongoose McQueen

The eccentric lead singer of the heavy metal band Fozzy. Has garnered a reputation for being somewhat of a prima donna offstage, but his track record of giving amazing performances in front of crowds cannot be discounted. Once, in July 2002, got into a fistfight with a senior citizen on stage and ran away, leaving the geriatric old man to destroying expensive sets of cymbals and guitars. In early 2004, filmed a commercial endorsing the energy drink YJ Stinger. Heavily rumored to be the same person as WWE wrestler Chris Jericho, but no evidence has proven such a claim up to this point.

"Love me or hate me, daddy-- Moongoose McQueen and Fozzy are HUGE rock stars!"

by Nicky J April 20, 2004

Mooboo

1. A term for a boyfriend with the disposition of Olaf the Snowman, who is also incredibly injury prone. 2. Something that Mario says on the third jump in Mario 64.

Elsa: "what happened to him!?"
Anna: "he had a sledding accident involving a tree, a reindeer, a small puddle, and four penguins."
Elsa: "oh he is such a..."
Together: "...Mooboo..."
OR
Mario:"whop, whoop, MOOBOO :D"

by Funnybunnyboo November 3, 2014

Moonsorrow

The musical personification of epic, beautiful and dark.

that band is not moonsorrow!

woah, she is so moonsorrow

by Epicalicious July 24, 2009

Impaled Northern Moonforest

The grimmest and most frostbitten Acoustic Black Metal Band. Kvlt and trve acolytes of the Necrowizard!

"Satan smiles... AGAIN!"

by Morbid Thor December 27, 2004

Moonjog

To jog at a gentle walking pace. Not to be confused with actual exercise. Moonjogging looks like normal jogging, but the rate of speed is so slow, that the person almost seems to be running in slow motion, not unlike the images of man's first walk on the moon. Often accompanied by face grimacing, exaggerated movements, lethargy (presumably from exhaustion), assorted running gear (colorful headbands, ipods, reflective tape, light up sneakers), and a conspicuous lack of perspiration (and dignity).

Stan: "Hey, check out that chick jogging up ahead!"

Bill: "Jogging? How much exercise could you get from moving that slow?"

Stan: "Maybe she doesn't want to hurt herself?"

Bill: "Or... maybe she's afraid of hurting the ground, or killing a bug underfoot!"

Stan: "ha ha, perhaps. It's almost like she's running in zero gravity or something!"

Bill: "Yeah, she's moonjogging!"

(much laughter)

by lostpyrate September 10, 2009

Moondoor

To get rid of someone forever, especially if they hurt you, wronged you, or you just don't like them. Derived from Game of Thrones.

"Moondoor the douche" or "Moondoor the hoe"

by Southernbelle June 6, 2014

Pissing on the Moooon

A famous line from the sonic adventure 2 fandub about eggman dissing shadow he hedgehog for posting his nudes on twitter dot com

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

by hey shitass October 28, 2020