Moonjob

Moonjob is the act of putting a plastic moon on your dick and rolling it around

My boyfriend was feeling down, so I said that I'd give him a moon job!

Stev said to Moonlights, what's the definition of a Moonjob? She eagerly explained.

by MoonlightsTheMoonjob January 7, 2018

moondogging

Originating with Australian comedian Tony Martin on the Theatre Sports show "THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE", moondogging involves "placing your (or a) dog in the middle of the road, getting into your car (or a car) and mooning it at extreme speeds".

"Hey Blake! Let's go moondogging!"
"How about a spot of moondogging?"
"Moondogging is awesome fun!"

by Gimp On Wheels September 16, 2008

moondogging

The act of freezing one's faecal matter in order to use the solid end product as a penetrative sex toy.

I crapped in a freezer bag so that Julie and I could go moondogging

by Vonnievonnie March 15, 2007

MoonDoggie

A very valued rank in the world of skateboarding.

Dude our boy got skills, we should up his rank to MoonDoggie. (most be accepted to Team Frozen Monkey befor anyone is eligible)

by James "moonDoggie" Hollifield November 6, 2003

moondogging

While driving, the act of turning into the lanes on the other side of the median, driving straight at other cars, and then driving over the median and back into your correctly flowing traffic lane.

"We were moondogging with Caroline this weekend and almost got killed!"

by Audrey Pf December 14, 2008

Moondog

The definition of Kim Jong Il's look-a-like.
Sometimes referred as "Moon-doggy-dog"
He likes to research Korea, he looks like an elf aswell as Kim Jong Il, and he despises "le hutch"

Hutchy : Oh my God, it's Kim Jong Il

Fatboy-Gandalf : No, that's just Moondog, the moondoggydog

Hutchy : Jamie, shut up. Everyone's gay except me!

Moondog : Hutch, get a fookin haircut foo! I am ex-dicatata of da Korea bitchuz! Lick ma baws nigguh'

by WizKhallifaIsAVerySexyMan February 14, 2012

Moondog

A smart young lady who is very talented especially in the art of eating children

“Omg look at that moondog she’s so cool!”

by Cannibal 101 May 22, 2020