Moobert

The hidden character that appears in every fourh pannel in all Dilbert comics*



*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.

Wow that's one freaking big Moobert you got over there.

by zxcvbnmnbvcxz123 March 11, 2003

mofette

A Mofette likes pink things, dancing and snakebite and black. They normally grow in Staffordshire or Warrington, but have been found as far north as Leeds.

A Mofette is not:
An airport
A volcanic vent
A fork-lift truck

We met Mofette by chance and took her out for pie and chips. And beer.

by Goff April 2, 2004

moodel

a plus-sized model. an overweight or obese fashion model, usually around a size 16-18, rather than the supermodel standard size 0.

liv tyler is a moodel.

by JoviJava August 3, 2007

mooberboating

Mooberboating is the act of motorboating moobs. It's like motorboating but on men's boobs. This act can be done by a male or female but is commonly done as a joke in gay circles.

Damn. Did you hear about Tony? Well he's on a mooberboating streak, so watch out.

by Little Dicklet February 26, 2017

Douche Mooger

1) stealing your friends bf/gf
2) kelsey watson
3) like a douche mover, but worse.

Kelsey is such a douche mooger! She straight stole my boyfriend! hoe.

....it was on greek...sorta

by fnoodles November 5, 2009

Mike monfee

A man who is an NDE/QC inspector contractor at DC Cook known for his microdick. His awkward language combined with his microdick has baffled scientists and raccoons everywhere.

Man you remind me of a mike monfee

by Not WiJay March 27, 2019

Moofy

"Moofy" is an Australian Youtuber who makes videos on a wide range of topics and hobbies like Exploration, Parkour, Memes & anything interesting !

You should subscribe to Moofy

by Moofy73 December 7, 2019