person1: damn... that gator has a fat pussy.
person2: that's very insensitive to the gators. it's a montussy. An inward schlong
person2: that's very insensitive to the gators. it's a montussy. An inward schlong
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by umessinwitdawronguy July 26, 2010
Get the Monumental Cock mug.A Monguin is a retarded penguin
Look at that monguin over there. He's stuck on that ice floe.
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Arthur is such a monguin he thinks he's a water sheringham
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Mummy! Mummy! Can we go see the monguins in the zoo. I like when they lick the windows!
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Arthur is such a monguin he thinks he's a water sheringham
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Mummy! Mummy! Can we go see the monguins in the zoo. I like when they lick the windows!
by arseblog2 September 24, 2010
Get the Monguin mug.Because of this god's association with the successful King Nebhepetre Montuhotep I (or II, same king), who ruled during Egypt's 11th Dynasty, Montu (Mentu) achieved the rank of state god. Montuhotep I reunited Upper and Lower Egypt after the chaos of the First Intermediate Period. His association with Montu is obvious from his name, which means, "Montu is satisfied.” However, by the 12th Dynasty, Montu became subordinated to Amun, another deity who probably originated in Upper Egypt, and would later be known as the "King of Gods". It was during this period that Montu's role in Egyptian religion took on the true attributes of a war god.
Actually, Montu's veneration as a war god can be traced originally to the Story of Sinuhe, where Montu was praised by the tale's hero after he defeated the "strong man" of Retjenu. By the New Kingdom, 18th Dynasty pharaohs, some of whom followed a very military tradition, sought specifically to emulate Montu. For example, the Gebel Barkal Stele of Tuthmosis III, often referred to as the Napoleon of Egypt, describes the king as "a valiant Montu on the battlefield". Later in the New Kingdom, he became so personally identified with the Ramesses II that a cult statue bearing the king's throne name, Usermaare Setepenre, with the epithet, "Montu in the Two Lands", was venerated in Ramesses II's honor during his lifetime. When kings such as Ramesses II are referenced as "mighty bulls", they are claiming the association with Montu as his son. It should also be noted that Montu had a connection with Egyptian households and was probably considered a protector of the happy home. He was often cited in marriage documents. One document from Deir el-Medina invokes the rage of a husband to his unfaithful wife with, "It is the abomination of Montu!"
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by TheyhateMK_ March 26, 2019
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Friend 1: Hey bro I heard you go to Monument Mountain Regional Highschool so who’s addicted to nicotine there?
Friend 2: I think it’d be easier to list everyone who’s not.
Friend 2: I think it’d be easier to list everyone who’s not.
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