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Washington Monument

Noun.

A sexual maneuver in which a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman from behind (i.e, doggie style). Then, upon climax, the man pulls out and ejaculates in that sexy little dimple in the woman's back (forming the Reflecting Pool) and immediately claps his hands above his head (forming a point) and holds this position until slapped.

Note: This move is enhanced if the man holds a blinking red light in his hands and/or whistles "Hail to the Chief" during the formation of the monument.
Dude, I was fucking this hottie last night and gave her the ol' Washington Monument. I felt so patriotic.

Guy at a bar goes up to a cute girl and asks, "Have you ever visited the Washington Monument?" The girl replies, "No, why?" The guy answers, "Would you like to?" The guy then takes the girl back to his place and proceeds to perform the above mentioned act.
by JD, esq. March 11, 2008
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Washington monument

a large pointed object that is a last resort during a female alien invasion it is used to pleasure the large alien queen and cause a earth/alien aliance
Person1-did you know what the washington monument is used for

person2- no why

person1-you dont want to
by Pogoman January 20, 2008
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monumental

Something that's really amazing. See mental, sick, insane, nuts, mad, wicked, rude.
If something is mental but bigger/better
This shit is monumental! (emphasis on 3rd and 4th syllables)
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
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monumentis

adjective; Of exceedingly great size, extent, quantity or quality. Far beyond comparison.
outer space is monumentis.
by ~tk August 30, 2004
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Monument

A town full of privileged kids and lacks hardly any diversity.
Monument is full of rich people.
by a kid from monument May 23, 2016
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Washington Monument

A Washington Monument is a turd that is two-tone and sticks up vertically, out of the water.
Dude, you might want to use the bathroom upstairs, some dick's left a Washington Monument in there.
by HibsMax February 5, 2009
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Bruhius Momentus

An Unused Spell of the Harry potter Franchise (Exclusive to the movies) That when used, would exectute a very BIG "BRUH" Sound effect, In an unused Scene harry defeats Voldemort by Executing "Bruhius Momentus!" And Producing Kidney stones To voldemort, instantly killing him
(At the unused end of the franchise)
Harry: *On the ground*
Voldemort: Guess you're a pathetic bug like others, you made me use alot of power but now... your end is he-
Harry: BRUHIUS MOMENTUS!
bruh bruh bRUH BRUH BRU H B R U H B R U H
Voldemort: *Gets kidney stones and fucking dies*
by Obama's N-word Pass October 24, 2019
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