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Post Mortem Distress Birthing

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol
Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot
by RealXp March 26, 2022
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Monterey

A city on the central coast of California where all high school and college students claim there is nothing to do.
Jim: Hey what do you wanna do today?
Dan: I dunno dude. There's nothing to do in Monterey.
by chaychel October 14, 2011
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montefiore

When a male skips an erection and ejaculates.
"Jenny bent over and I montefiored"
by Jenny montefiore September 15, 2016
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Monteiro Sigh

When you emit a long, deep, audible breath in order to express disappointment, acceptance of a stereotype or inability to explain your recent actions in hopes that your colleagues will no longer care about your stupidity.
Person 1: Dude, how good was that asian food we had last night?

Person 2: It was awesome and tasted great. So glad to finally find somewhere that respects my Korean roots and is run by real asians with authentic food.

Person 1: Agreed. Remember when the owner called you out for not being a real asian?

Person 2: "Monteiro Sigh"
by Poncejuice December 12, 2018
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When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
by ArmourChinker January 3, 2023
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Montenegro

Montengro (Crna Gora) is a country located in south east europe. Montenegro's people are called montenegrins.
Montenegro is a country in south east europe. Its so beutiful.
by South Europe Man December 8, 2018
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monteria

Gorgeous brown skin cutie with a big fluffy booty. Beautiful brown eyes and all natural thick thighs. Bitches be jealous of her all the time
Man here come a Monteria.... I want her !
I wish my girl was a Monteria
by MONTERIA January 18, 2017
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