monstruating

That time of the month when a woman turns into a monster for a few days. Everyone should avoid her at this time or pay the price.

Jim: "What's wrong with Jill? She just about bit my head off after I said good morning!!"
Joe: "Beware of her because it's that time of the month when she's monstruating"

by CoDoc June 17, 2014

manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.

Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.

by YAWA October 3, 2021

Manstrating

When a man is in a shitty mood for an extended period of time. similar to a womans pms.

1st guy: I don't know whats wrong with that guy he's been in a shitty mood all week.

2nd guy: Yeah i guess hes manstrating.

by Douchebahg January 25, 2010

manstreaming

like manspreading, but with one's music on the speakers far too loud and ultimately loud enough for everyone in the vicinity to hear even if they don't want to

Chae, Ikaia, Hetrick, and Ian were manstreaming Big Bootie outside today while playing beer die.

by princetongurl818 March 2, 2020

monstrate

to show something true without yielding any knowledge of the cause, or without a logical basis or underlying tangible equation.

eymology: english "demonstrate", from latin "demonstrare," "to show completely", from de- (of, concerning) + monstrare (show)

A lot of people monstrate innate psychic abilities and even other psychics have no idea what's going on.

Monstrations are the exception to the norm, as science can explain nearly everything.

by Yatri Trivedi February 3, 2007

Hideous Monstrosity

1)A creature that is appalling in physical appearance.

2) A person that has disgusting, monster like features.

That fat bitch over in the corner is a hideous monstrosity, I'de rather die than sleep with that ogre.

My friend is a hideous monstrosity, he looks like the offspring of a drunk hippo and a retarted platypus.

by Crazy Chris and G-Zus March 31, 2005

monstrangulous

An object, task or event that is so big or difficult that you know if you attempt to solve or tackle it , it will choke the shit out of you, leaving you in worse shape than when you started

-" Mr. President the natiional debt is just too monstrangulous to do anything about it"

-"Dude, your t.v. is monstrangulous, it will never fit down the basement stairs"

by Bryan Tinsley April 5, 2008