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Monsterbate

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.
"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."
by Jeanette M. April 2, 2008
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Monserrat

A Monserrat is a really sexy and beautiful girl she loves music and she is a real “Diablo” in bed she also knows about fashion and always dresses nice her body is goals AF and she has many admirers lots of guys would love to be with her but she is really hard to get, she might be a bit shy at first but once you know her she will turn into a complete diabla she has many friends and many girls would die to be her she knows how to dance really good and has good taste in guys, if you make her mad she will be a total bitch so watch out!
Boy 1: look at her she pretty hot
Boy 2: Is that a Monserrat!?
by Realcute0182 February 9, 2019
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Monstertrainer64

Oh look! its Monstertrainer64! We know for sure he is on his way to Burger King!
by raskealex March 28, 2022
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Monsterstalker

When someone do whatever it takes to stalk someone. They do not stop before they know EVERYTHING about them.

This is something teenagers use nowdays.
I met him yesterday, and now he knows everything about me! He’s such a monsterstalker.
by Showering anyways November 19, 2021
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Monsterating

When a woman's time of the month makes her extremely grumpy/angry/hungry. Inspired by "Modern Family".
Luke: Did you see Alex cry about the commercial, then scream at me for not bringing her enough ice cream?
Phil: Yea she's totally monsterating right now, stay away.
by ChiliBoy June 17, 2012
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Monsterbation

1. The act of masturbating under another's bed/ in their closet then scaring them.

2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).

3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.
1. Charlie pranked his roommate Doug by way of monsterbation but felt embarrassed when he realized that he had scared Doug's girlfriend.

2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.

3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.
by m.fucci November 5, 2009
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monsterating

When two or more women in a household are synchronized with their menstrual cycles.
I have to get out of the house this weekend. My wife and daughter are monsterating.
by jeff74008 May 28, 2012
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