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blochness monstered

In the game of basketball, when a person shoots, the defender is allowed to try to deter, or block the shot. When the block is succesful, and extremely rediculous, the person who was blocked is then said to be "blochness monstered"
Did you see that!? Yao Ming just got BLOCHNESS MONSTERED by Nate Robinson!!!
by The MAN20 February 25, 2008
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monstered

Max: I got a pair of 4s
Terminator: Full house
Merlin: MONSTERED!
by Bot_40 July 7, 2003
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monstar shop

Small venue in Phoenix, AZ know for catering to the underground rap crowd, specifically Juggalos. Apart from being a concert area it doubles as a retail store for various underground horrorcore/acid rap artists.

The ONLY store in Arizona that sales Faygo.
What did the Ninja say to the Juggalo? "Wanna head up to the Monstar Shop in Phoenix to grab a couple Faygo cream sodas homie?"
by Grhyme January 16, 2008
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Monstar

An insult meaning complete idiot, buffoon, and typically has terrible internet connection. Is also a completely lonely faggot. This name came to popularity during 2018, when the ex-music Artist "John" thought of the name while eating what (according to the man himself, much to the dismay of those around him) was not chicken curry.

Furthermore, it is advised that individuals exercise extreme caution with those known as a "Monstar". They are known for highly inappropriate behavior, being carried in video games, and most importantly, leeching off of your money due to their FTP-ness.
Goddamn it dude! That Monstar kept asking me for money today. He needs to get off his ass and get a job.

Fuck you, you fucking Monstar. Get some better internet, and a girlfriend.
by pls don't reject August 22, 2019
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monstered

To drink to too much, to be drunk.
by Wise Man July 11, 2003
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monsteresses

A female or plural females who will do anything for "their" man, aka killer , will go to any extent.
That bitch is a monsteresses she will kill anything in her path
by Nastyracing October 9, 2013
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Monstarz

A very strange clothing most commonly bags which are covered in cartoon animals which have been given the appearance of monsters, this can also be used to describe someone who is deformed or ugly.
e.g. Did you see that girl at the pary last night, she was such a MONSTAR./ or for ore then one did you see those two MONSTARZ in the cinemas.
by Cherry123 September 22, 2007
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