Monobattle

A Starcraft game type invented by the one and only Sean "Day9" Plott. A monobattle is when you're in a multiplayer game of Starcraft and you must declare in chat the sole unit you shall be making that game. (This restriction excludes worker units and detector units)

"Man, that Monobattle was great, eh?"-Terran Friend

"Yeah, it was quite the FUN LAN...too bad you over stimmed with no medivacs."-Protoss Friend

"...（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻"- Terran Friend

Day9 <3

by DaveOwnzz October 27, 2011

monmouth comp

A shit secondary school that people go to to look snobby but actually it is full of Wyesham chavs smoking spliffs in the fields at break and lunch. The teachers don’t care and the head is too far up his own asshole that he can see out of his mouth. In the support centre the teachers don’t care if you miss break, and uniform passes are not acceptable. There is usually a regular group of students in mon comp support centre.

Friend1: hey I go to Mon comp!
Friend2: oh, I walked past there the other day and some druggies beat me up
Friend1: they are just the Wyesham chavs. Ignore them. The other day I saw 16 of them in support.
Friend2: wow, monmouth comprehensive school isn’t that posh then innit?

by Mon_chav#2 August 5, 2019

Mono Orangosis

A disease that in which you can't see,hear, or taste orange. (From Wizards Of Waverly Place) "Made up" by Jake T. Austin.

Mono Orangosis is like:
"No orange", Can't here the word, see orange, or taste oranges.

by April2346789 April 22, 2009

Ecce Mono

It's how the crowd has named the "Ecce Homo" that Cecilia, an octogenarian woman, restored freestyle in a church from Zaragoza, Spain. "Ecce Mono" means "Ecce Monkey" in spanish, and it refers to the resemblance to a monkey the picture had after her intervention. The artist Cecilia really meant no harm and now has a lot of fans who love her around the world.

"Hey, next time we go to Zaragoza let's visit the 'Ecce Mono'!"

by Ratamandra August 23, 2012

monochromatic

A personality type which is incapable of processing a broad spectrum of thought and only perceives issues in an all-or-nothing black or white context. Closed-minded. Obtuse.

That's a really abstract concept, but you may not want to tell Joe about it. He's pretty monochromatic and won't get it.

by Hot East February 20, 2009

Magic Mono Malivindi

A man with large Mono and rarely waxes his back.

Magic Mono malivindi : my face is full of hair

Other : you goose.... its a mono get it waxed!

by magicmalivindi August 18, 2009

mono

Mononucleosis is technically called infectious mononucleosis or glandular fever, but is generally referred to as "mono" for short. It occurs primarily between the ages of 10 and 35 years old. When younger children are infected, it causes little or no illness. Such exposure does, however, create an immunity to the disease. Nearly 90% of Americans have antibodies for mononucleosis by age 40. Mono has an incubation period of 30 to 40 days and the symptoms usually last 7 to 14 days but can last for several weeks. The virus can stay alive within the body for several months. The name mononucleosis comes from the fact that the disease distorts the white blood cells, causing them to only have one nucleus. Only a blood test called the mononucleosis spot test can determine if someone has the disease.


SYMPTOMS OF MONONUCLEOSIS



The following symptoms can be present with mono, but most likely not all will be. Sore throat, usually red Enlarged lymph nodes in all parts of the body Fever Nausea Loss of appetite Extreme fatigue Enlarged spleen (2/3 of mono patients) Ulceration of the pharynx (sometimes) Swelling of the upper eyelid Trouble breathing Rapid heart beat Red rash on the body (about 15% of mono patients) Oversensitivity to light

mono is usally causerd by kissing.

TO cure this virus, rest.

by ash_link October 22, 2003