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monke

(mostly used in memes; as or part of a joke)

human evolution stages before present human/homo sapiens; monkey
by IdioTHICC March 3, 2021
mugGet the monkemug.

Monke

Ooh ooh big monke go ooh ooh ah ah. Monke s go ah ah banana.
by Monkey Whisperer November 1, 2020
mugGet the Monkemug.

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by anonymous February 15, 2021
mugGet the monkemug.

monke

monke strong. monke smart. monke gud.
by monkegod February 3, 2021
mugGet the monkemug.

Monking

Pronunciation: \muhn`-king\
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English munuc, from Late Latin monachus, from Late Greek monachos, from Greek, adjective, single, from monos single, alone. Dervied from the American sitcom "Monk".
Date: 2006

1. To engage in a psychologically induced state of complete uncomfortability, often brought on by stresses such as; heat, lack of food, awkward social encounters, germs, etc.
2. Another term for a panic attack induced by social anxiety and/or physical surroundings.
3. To display symptoms of OCD, social anxiety disorder, or any other number of psychological disorders displayed by fictional detective Adrian Monk on the popular American television mystery sitcom Monk.
4. An extreme state of paranoia in which one feels as if all surrounding humans are looking at him/her in a negative demeanor.
Chris: "It is so hot in here I can feel the sweat dripping down my back."
Brett: "Yes and this cashier is taking forever, and the peasants waiting in line with us reak of unsanitary conditions"
Chris: "YES! And they are all looking at us."
Brett: "Forget this dude, I'm MONKING!"
(Drops all groceries where they stand and the two head for the door.)
by Chris & Brett August 1, 2008
mugGet the Monkingmug.

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by Emerson-is-gay March 14, 2021
mugGet the Monkemug.

Monke

Colloquialism for any non-human primate. Usually used for meme purposes but can be used to avoid confusion in identifying monkey and ape species.
by BarryBBensonsdad November 5, 2020
mugGet the Monkemug.

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