Gommunism

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A BOLIDIGAL THEORY BERIBED VROM GARL MARGZ, ADVOGATING GLASS WAR AN LEEBING ZOCIEDY IN WHICH ALL BROBERTY IZ BUBLICALLY OWNED AN EAG BERSON WORGZ AN IZ BAYD AGGORDING TO THEIR ABILIDIES AN NEEBZ. :D

REAL GOMMUNISM HAZN'T BEEN TRIBED YET! XDDDD

by TheTypoPoopcicle October 29, 2018

Communism

A utopia(keyword "utopia") where everyone will be "equal" and thrown into Siberia coal mines in freezing temperatures and a hungry stomach

Redditor:"That's not real Communism!"

Person above room temperature iq:"There is no real Communism as it is always a theory and it simply cannot work."

by Average r/genzedong user March 21, 2022

COMMUNISM

communism is a system that benefits workers people who use their strength everyday to work, those worker would get more then a office worker

and it worked BUT it is easily breakable, its like glass one wrong move and the country in in financial crisis
a good example is when gorbachev gave away/sold all state owned property to people who had never managed property ownership and product distribution
man collapsed the soviet union within 2 years

he also managed to coin a few stereotypes like no food

in the end communism works well and the people live happy lives

by DontYouJustWantToKillYourself October 27, 2022

Surprise Communism

A different way to say robbery

yo, Surprise Communism, give me your money

by RandomAnvil November 9, 2020

I VOTE COMMUNISM

IF YOU DO NOT SAY THIS 12 TIMES A DAY PAPA STALIN WILL SEND YOU TO GULAG!

Person: I VOTE COMMUNISM!
Papa Stalin: dà comraide

by Celticblobfish! September 10, 2018

Communism

A nice idea (Everyone is equal, everything is shared) but one that falls to bits when greedy humans get in the way.

True communism has never been achieved on any significant scale in known history.

by KHD January 10, 2005

mommunist

A teenager or young adult who requires their mother's input on nearly every decision they make.

John is a total mommunist. His mom packed his bag for the road trip.

by anonymous101lol July 27, 2014