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by Grnga317 January 23, 2015
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Momeltoe

Yo dude I went to Johnny Boy's house last night for some fun but I was greeted with his momma's nasty momeltoe!
by EverydaySausageShufflin'' March 17, 2013
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Mowlett

The act of only cutting one's front yard while leaving the back yard grass long and unkempt, in order to increase curb appeal and pacify one's spouse and neighbors without spending too much time on the project. Similar to a popular Southern hairstyle.
Thor was tired of Stephanie's nagging about the lawn but also wanted to watch the WNBA finals, so he just gave the yard a mowlett and called it a day.
by The Awkward Quilter May 3, 2013
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moletthew

a Man named Matthew who enjoys a fat mole over sex.
damn moletthew.
by mr moleman November 20, 2017
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Arthur Mometer

Arthur Mometer says it's 76 degrees outside.
by South Florida Radio Pages February 12, 2004
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Mozletov

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1. (n) Term to be used immediately before tossing a molotov cocktail at an enemy, both in video games and everyday life, though the latter is discouraged.
2. (n) Term to be used immediately after tossing any item in any situation, the toss being with a single hand and of an underhanded fashion with a snapping wrist motion at the end followed by a slight pose at the end of this motion.
3. (v) The act of using a single hand to toss something at a person, preferably when they aren't ready for it.
1. A man walks up to a lady on the street, "What's up bitch? Mozletov." Proceeds to throw a molotov cocktail at her feet, incinerating her and eventually killing her.

2. A man is on a date with a lady, at the end of their dinner their waiter asks the man if he'll be paying with cash or card. The man then proceeds to reach in his coat pocket and toss a gangster roll of $100 bills on to the table, afterwards saying, "Mozletov." All the while keeping his eyes on his date across the table, especially during the finishing pose.

3. "I fucken mozletov'd that mother fucker."
by Edson V October 22, 2007
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mompetition

The one-up rivalry that moms play making their child seem better, smarter, and/ or more advanced than yours. May involve two or more moms and any number of children, even full-grown.
She engaged me in mompetition insisting her son walked at 6 months and implying my son was slow for his age.
by FLmom December 21, 2009
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