Bruh Momentum

The "Bruh Momentum" is a complex protocol in which the equation of (BR x Epicness of said moment) + (UH x Idoitness of said moment) = Said "Bruh Moment"

"With the use of the Bruh Momentum we can concur that 9/11 was a brUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH moment."

by Shmaiden September 17, 2019

bruh momentum

Bruh momentum is the likelihood of a bruh moment to happen.

kid in the backseat: *turns on car light*
Dad: O god O gosh were all gonna die turn that light off.
As you can see the bruh momentum is very high in this instance because you know a bruh moment is gonna happen as soon turn on that light

by JoJo Road January 15, 2020

Kayla Moments

‘Kayla Moments’ are unbelievably dumb or stupid moments where one asks unintelligent questions whilst having a mental blank. These can be common in daily lives.

Kayla moments
E.g Do birds lay eggs? Do strawberries grow on trees? Do sea containers hold fishes?

by Kayla Moment Creator March 24, 2019

momentum lope

A word that fits as either a verb or a noun, 'momentum lope' is the somewhat awkward run one does while going downhill. The name stems from the fact that it's not quite running, but definitely more than a walk, and doesn't take any great effort; it's powered by the fact one is going downhill, or one's downhill momentum.

'Momentum lope' can also be used to summarize something that can be done quickly with little effort, albeit awkward.

As a noun: "The walk to Tops is kinda long, but I used a momentum lope down the hill before it, so it saved some time."

As a verb: "I momentum loped down the hill to Tops in order to save time."

As an expression: "You can just momentum lope through that book; just read it while we're at the super market or something."

by Andrew Cohen June 18, 2006

Driveway moments

noun: a term used to describe when an NPR listener arrives to their destination in a vehicle and turns off the engine and puts their hand on the radio but doesn't turn it off or get out of the car because they want to listen to the end of what is currently playing on their NPR station.

youtu.be/wMIqfgyvXfQ

Driveway moments. You arrive home and you turn off the car but you want to listen to Carl Kassel announce who the winners were on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.

by edisondotme September 22, 2011

canadian heritage moments

Commercials made by the Historica association of Canada, outlining Canada's "achievements" in 60-second shorts. Considered by Canadians to be hilarious, people of any other nationality just don't get them.

I saw the Canadian Heritage Moment with the Mountie last night, eh? That's the best one.
No way- the Inukshuk one is by far the best.

by Care June 18, 2004

Brother Momentum

when someone says something out of course / silly / stupid / wack / graphical and you feel disgusted , or want to acknowledge the person for thinking out of the box and realm of what others are thinking at the moment , you say

b r u h m o m e n t u m

or in a much posh god tier way it goes

b r o t h e r m o m e n t u m

Bruh Moment is in fact an abbreviation for Brother Momentum

literally no one :

shams : yo bruh i deadass shoot cum to the roof of my house no cap
shreyash : yo my dick blue

nik and mukil : brother momentum

kai : i just fucked a bitch in my rari

akg : sister torque

by 47akg47 June 1, 2019