mintard

A basic combination of the insults minda and retard. Due to its absurdity (or perhaps the reason for it), the resulting word is more jocular than offensive.

Note: More popular than the alternative combination: reda.

You mintard Sachetan! The girls don't want to see that!

by Wojindows April 11, 2007

Moignard

A short, fat, stubborn teenager who likes men/is homosexual.

Moignard, you're so gay!

by moignard is gay October 15, 2008

moontard

a. A moon faced retard.

or

b. someone who is retarded that comes from the moon.

first coined by sir Alfred Clamb in 1823 on his expedition to Tunisia. He wrote in a letter to his sweetheart that 'Tunisia is Lovely but there is this moontard what keeps following me round. It's fucking me up and i cant get my chill on'

hiya mate, you look like a moontard. do you wanna suck my dad's dick?

by panda dom June 19, 2009

mongatard

a mixture of a mong and a retard
basicaly a complete idiot who is so stupid it hurts to think about it.
such activites carried out by a mongatard include:

-gouging ones own chin with a plastic fork durring an attempt to cause GBH to someone else...
-breaking everything that comes in contact with them, they're not allowed near nice or expensive things
-asking the cost of something in a 99p store...
-spitting gum out of their mouth whilst trying to blow a bubble with it...

"Hannah you skin boat!!! you such a freaking mongatard!!!"

by jenaroo December 9, 2008

Montard

A hospital worker stupid and lazy enough to build a ramp on the wrong side of house.

Look what the montards did with the wheelchair ramp! It runs right into the wall!

by Prince Namor July 20, 2009

moitard

Really retarted...more retarted

u fucking moitard

by Soadina September 29, 2003

Montard

combination of having the mondays and feeling mentally retarded

nothing is going right today! I feel like a Montard.

by Reintard June 10, 2011