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Mossyjaw

A well aged, but not old, vagina that one encounters once in his/her lifetime. A distinct smell accompanies you and your belongings for an indefinite amount of time, usually days but if your lucky, weeks. Mossyjaw has been studied and test results have conclusively returned the following: 1) The fragrance/odor can't be removed with scrubbing pad and detergent alone. BLEACH MUST be used with the recipe. 2) Some may encounter post traumatic stress disorders after experiencing a good batch of the M-jaw (street slang). 3) If properly handled Mossyjaw can be a positive and life changing event in one's life.
I didn't see it coming, but just as her panties came down I understood with contentment that I was all up into some Mossyjaw. I scrubbed the next day for hours but that stuff wouldn't come-off, even with ajax and sos pad! M-jaw for life!
by Kalibama December 25, 2009
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Mosyndrical

A term used to describe an amazingly cool and awesome situation or idea. It can be used to describe people, parties and even objects.
"The beer sucked but the party was mosyndrical!"
by Jacoby Reinhardt April 18, 2010
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MOGY

Mr. Oh God Yes! Which is a man who has developed his relationship skills with women to a point in which they all at one point or another say 'Oh God Yes' when referring to him. And formally, they add the Mister to it. At some point, the gentlemen ends up involved with a very attractive lady he may or may not marry.
Now that man was a MOGY. Are you trying to MOGY me? MOGY isn't a title you are given, it's something you earn.
by MOGY365 August 22, 2009
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Mugsy

To unknowingly slip Molly into a beverage just to watch what happens
Joey’s been real down lately. I’m going to mugsy him and see if it cheers him up.
by Steelone44 August 4, 2018
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mossyhead

A place where the men are men and the goats are scared. Where strange and peculiar people gather under the powerlines. A cess pool of those prone to make, use and sell methamphetamine.
Mossyhead is a place where the men are men and the goats are scared
by Virginia Evans January 7, 2019
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Moggys haircut

An exceedingly long time in which suicide seems preferable to waiting for it to finish
God this is taking longer than moggys haircut
by DCRNOTSIR July 31, 2020
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mossycult

a tiktok group that is super funny and cool.
Omg did you see mossycult new tiktok
by arthur arden March 30, 2021
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