A UK politician who wears a top-hat and idolises Victorian England. He enjoys various pastimes such as getting rid of his human excrement by having his servants throw it from his tower upon the heads of the peasants, rallying to abolish the right to water for anyone without an income above £1m per annum, and hunting the homeless for sport.
"Jacob Rees-Mogg! Clean up after yourself, my boy! You've left dismembered homeless people on the marble floors again!".
by Scrzabble October 18, 2020
A Rees-Mogg is the compound unit of stiffness and length derived from the factors required to clear the waterline of a toilet bowl.
by DreamIntoVoid September 18, 2022
A shorter word for the swedish word ”mongo”. When someone does a stupid or are stupid themselved, they’re ”mogge”.
by Themogge69 March 23, 2019
by LickySticky August 31, 2023
“Mum, the toilet is blocked”
“Use your Mogg to unblock it, it’s already covered in crap and only good for one purpose”
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“I’m looking for something to clean my toilet with”
“What you need is a Mogg, madam. They come in white, old white, whiter than white so you can really see the crap on them”
“Use your Mogg to unblock it, it’s already covered in crap and only good for one purpose”
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“I’m looking for something to clean my toilet with”
“What you need is a Mogg, madam. They come in white, old white, whiter than white so you can really see the crap on them”
by Jacob reese mogg’s mum March 28, 2022