MitzvahPalooza

Extravagant and lavish coming-of-age party for jewish teens. On November 2005, exemplified by a NY Long Island multi-millionaire who threw a plushy bat mitzvah party for his daughter by hiring celebrity artists costing millions of dollars in talent fees alone and giving away souvenir kiddy bags consisting of digital cameras & new video ipods worth $1000/each.

That businessman squandered about $10M when he hosted a mitzvahPalooza for his daughter.

by Ardee Guzzi December 3, 2005

mineva

Mineva means that she is and always will be the ultimate BO$$. Nobody stands a chance against her because they will get crushed. If you find a person with this name, you should probably count yourself as lucky.

Mineva is the BO$$

by BO$$ M🅾️DE September 3, 2017

mites are on a chicken's ass.

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.

Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.

by Toker13 June 3, 2021

Matej Matevski

the people who have the disease of the Matej Matevski, suffer from Tilting and leaving discord calls, they tend to play a lot of fornite even though it is a dead game, and they also suffer from the Travis Scott stunt double syndrome. The thing that causes Matej Matevski is that early on in life they usually play League of Legends on 55 inch TVs.

Unrenkit14 znaes Matej Matevski kreten eden

by WellManneredBlokeEmir October 11, 2020

Bar Mitzvah

A coming-of-age ceremony in the Jewish religion. When a boy turns thirteen, he is considered a man and reads a torah portion in front of friends, family and his shul. Bat Mitzvahs, the counterpart for 13-year-old girls, started in the early 20th century. Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are really supposed to be holy ceremonies that mark a child's emergence into the adult world of Judiasm, but in some parts of the US the parties are all that matters. Yes, it's very important for each young teen to out-do each other. Whether it's having expensive DJ's or balloon arches, invitees of Bar/Bat Mitvahs know they will have a great time and end up with a giveaway, like a t-shirt or pj pants with a cheesy saying. (Read: "I danced my pants off at Lauren's Bat Mitzvah!") For young teens that are or know Jewish teens, Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are the social highlights of the 7th and 8th grades.

Slang: On AIM "BM"

Verb:
Mr. Cohen: My daughter is getting Bat Mitzvahed in January.
Mrs. Berg: I am so proud of her! Mazel Tov!

Noun:
Rebecca: Like, Omigod, so I am getting a chocolate fondue fountain during my Bat Mitzvah party!
Elana: Um, Katie already had one of those.
Rebecca: No! My party must be better than hers! Now I'll get hula dancers. HA!

Ben: I scored 7,653 bucks from my Bar Mitzvah.
Andrew: Well I scored 8,127 bucks. Plus a new laptop. HA!

by Heather M October 12, 2005

mite b cool

when something could be a good thing

"they are adding new weapons to your favorite game"
"mite b cool"

by monthlyargon August 17, 2017

Mileven

Another word used instead of "Mid" or "Mediocre" to describe when something is average or less than something else

"This food is so Mileven"
"That show was very Mileven"

by GoldenCreature October 15, 2022