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Pistachiownage

N: The act of kicking someone in the nuts.
NED: I just got kicked in the nuts...
ED: Oh no - that's pistachiownage!
by Znoosle June 21, 2006
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Pistachio Eyed

Pistachio eyed means that you're so high (blazed) that your eyes start to look like pistachios. Your eye is the pistachio seed and your eye lids are the pistachio shell. The shell on a pistachio slighty covers the seed inside to where you can barely see it which resembles your eyes.
"Damn man! I'm so pistachio eyed!"
"Look at Leo, he is pistachio eyed!"

"Did you get pistachio eyed last night?"
by Emoore058 July 10, 2014
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Ten Pistachio Shells!!!

Generic expletive. Usually indicative of a sudden extreme emotion (happy, sad, surprised), and often used in situations where an outburst cannot be contained, yet swearing is not allowed.
"My computer just ate my hard drive! With all my porn! And Grandma's in the next room! TEN PISTACHIO SHELLS!!!"
by Alex Reynard March 4, 2004
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pistachio-fingers

the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.

May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios
person A: "dude why are you fingers all red? and why can't you move em'?"

person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"

person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"

person B: "like 20!!"

person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"
by katiesawesome December 19, 2008
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Mustachious

Is when a man is acting mysteriously and also has a moustache.
Hey see that shady man over there ? What is he up to?? …. What a mustachious..
by dunny hal September 12, 2021
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Pistachio Butt

A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.
Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
by /weird February 12, 2019
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pistachio

Used as a literal replacement for "That's what she said" in times when the full statement would be deemed crass and boorish, e.g. when in the presence of your grandmother.
"It was hard"
-"Pistachio"
by rtac April 29, 2008
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