missouri tornado

When hitting it doggystyle, ,you stick their head in a toilet filled with shit and flush it right as you're beginning to cum

I was at the bar last night and gave this chick a missouri Tornado

missouri tornado by Rockmfkndaddy May 7, 2023

Missouri Tandem 

The Missouri Tandem usually works best for threesomes of 2 men and one woman. One uses the vagina, whilst the other uses the anus. When the female is on the edge of orgasming, both the men suddenly pull out and flip her over, so the man who was penetrating her vagina is now penetrating her anus, and vice versa.

Bandit and I were giving Emily a good romp. When she got close, we gave her a Missouri Tandem! Good times.

Missouri Tandem by Weird Furry Fucker March 2, 2021

Missouri Twister 

No, its not anything sexual, the missouri twister was a famous un-named twister that knocked over Grandma Edna's favourite tree back in 1978, or we could just be talking about Joplin.

Thats one hell of a missouri twister!

Missouri Twister by MartianSupremacist October 10, 2023

Missouri Wind Tunnel 

The act of farting into a woman's vagina, then sucking out the fart air and then blowing the fart air into her mouth.

Extra Credit: To have the woman fart into your mouth for the complete cycle.

Claire wanted to try something new, so I suggested the Missouri Wind Tunnel. Needless to say we completed the cycle.

Missouri Wind Tunnel by J.A.P November 1, 2007

Missouri Hot Tub 

This is when a man gets in a bathtub with a woman, where both take a shit (diarrhea preferred) in the tub. They proceed to have sexual intercourse in the water amongst the low viscus excretion. After the dead is done, both take turns sipping the bath water with a straw.

"Hey bro, did you see the game last night?"
"No. I was too busy giving this kind young lady a Missouri Hot Tub."
"Wow, you are so cool. I want to do that too and spread this phrase to all my friends n family."

Missouri Hot Tub by Fuck Yourself November 13, 2014

Missourist 

A person who refuses to like old stuff. (Music, Movies, Video Games.)

-Hey you wanna see titanic at my house
-Dude you forgot I'm Missourist.

-Ok. Go hop yourself

Missourist by Main_Missouri June 14, 2016

trenton missouri 

A place you go to let your hopes and dreams die.

Trenton Missouri is a blackhole, no happiness can escape it.

trenton missouri by Esquire III October 15, 2017