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Saint Joseph, Missouri

Saint Joseph is craptastic town in N.W. Missouri, home of the 'futuristic' McDonald's that will be serving the already obese citizens unlimited fries.

It was also the last major trading post before people continued into the Wild West so this is where people would leave members of the family that were mentally handicapped or disabled in some way. This resulted in the weak gene pool that exists in the city today.
Don't visit Saint Joseph, Missouri, they will trap you and force you to help expand the gene pool.
by gingersnap15 June 5, 2016
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missouri flamethrower

When a man ejaculates onto a plate and heats it in the microwave until burning hot. He then throws the scalding hit semen on his waiting women's face causing her severe burns.
Dude after I gave her a Missouri flamethrower she had to go to the emergency room and get treated for 2nd degree burns.
by Missouri Flamethrower May 29, 2014
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Missouri Students Association

The undergraduate student government of the University of Missouri, aka Mizzou. Members of MSA are often very arrogant and self-important, but in reality they get nothing done. The most MSA is known for around campus is its annual presidential election, held in March, which become dramatic and entertaining because of either a technological error or prior racist tweets from the candidates.
I feel useless sometimes, but then I remember that the Missouri Students Association exists.
by unnecessarybutnecessary March 18, 2021
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Misconstrusion

The act of misconstruing something, or not understanding something
Your reaction was a misconstrusion of my intent!
by JPAA January 16, 2011
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Covid Misconduct Disorder

A newly identified psychological disorder characterized by not complying with governmental health directives for public behavior during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
Fuck the state for telling me what to do and fuck yes, I most certainly do have a serious case of Covid Misconduct Disorder!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020
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messopotamia

A play on words (created by one Jon Stewart) which serves on The Daily Show as a reoccuring update on the War in Iraq. The term originates from the word mesopotamia, an ancient region of Iraq. The area was the home of numerous early civilizations and declined in importance after Mongol invaders destroyed its extensive irrigation system.

Other variation: mess-o-potamia, mess o'potamia
Here is the latest report..on messopotamia.
by Athena Kay September 28, 2004
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the misbourne

A shit school filled with utter cunts, headteacher was a massive nonce too
Where did you go to school?
The Misbourne
That shithole jesus mate
by The granny fucker August 8, 2018
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