It's not even minty!

An object, person, place, or thing that doesn't serve it's original purpose.

Male 1: "Yo, bro I bought this AriZona Iced tea, and it tastes like Strawberries."
Male 2: "It's not even minty!"

by Xav3ngedX August 9, 2012

Stinky Minky

When you don't do a very good job wiping your ass, and it comes to haunt you later in the day. An unbearable itching in your crack do to dried crap.

Dude I ran out of toilet paper this morning and now I have unbearable stinky minky.

by Mr. dudemanguy August 17, 2010

Stinky Minky

The brown vagina, the rear cock holster, the back door, the chocolate starfish or the birthday hole.

I couldn't wait to get her to bed so I could stick my Dinky Winky in her Stinky Minky

by BuckT February 21, 2022

stinky minky

this means you smell like absolute fucking garbage shit.

oh stinky minky walked in

by Thick penis March 29, 2023

milky sanchez

the love mustache.
when you are sexing your lady (or dude) and you pull out and ejaculate on her (his) belly, you then dip your finger in the pile of protein you left on the belly and rub it over her (his) lip in the style of a spanish gent.

i was sexing my old lady when she says she wants to look like caesar romero (the joker in the batman show). i pull out and pump my joy juice on her belly. then i craft her a fine protein mustache. aye dios mio! what a fine milky sanchez!!

by the lopez! February 5, 2009

milky swingin' dudds

Large, pendulous and often mountainous breasts, that would effortlessly catch the eye of any on-looker whether it be in admiration or shock.

Assume Geordie accent; "Why ay man.... look at them MILKY SWINGIN' DUDDS!!!!!".

by Lorenzo Davenport February 17, 2006

Milky Shit

When you are in a really bad situation and you can't do anything about it. You're screwed or got screwed over.

Mary: "I just broke my phone charger, I can't get another one because my car is in the shop, and my phone is at 2%."
John: "That's some milky shit."

by CMaggieS November 29, 2016