minivan

The querest car in the world

Every time you buy a minivan, the world gets a little bit gayer

by Scott Nikkel May 30, 2005

minivan

A family vehicle driven by men who by mischance got their girlfriends pregnant. Therefore they get the sport edition to still retain their manliness and look cool doing it.

"that fuckin minivan drives likes he's in an F-1 racing minivan"

by sölvi September 5, 2003

minivan

In a group of 3 people, the second fattest.

Stacy's a unicycle, Jackie's a minivan, Mariah's a School Bus.

by I am too retarded right now to think of my name July 27, 2007

minivan

A vehicle driven by a male who has given up on life.

John stopped driving the minivan when his Prozac kicked in.

by stooptard September 6, 2003

the minivan

Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats not required but accepatable).
Preferred by soocer milfs. (Bong...)

I was at a soccer game the other day, and I walked up to your mother and ripped off her mom's jeans, and proceeded to put two fingers in her worn-out five kid puss and gave her other orfice (her gaping asshole) a heavyweight prize-fighter knockout punch. The minivan!

by B.I.G. Brown September 26, 2006

minivanning

minivanning -noun. the sexual act of inserting two fingers in the vagina and whole fist in the anus simultaneously.

I was minivanning this chick.

by Tacosalad July 13, 2012

minivan

Vehicle driven by asshole suburban mothers who often only have 1-2 kids and have no need for a vehicle that seats 8. While thought to be more efficient than SUVs, the driver always looks like a complete loser who should just suck it up and buy an SUV regardless of the gas milage.

I stopped talking to my mother after she bought a minivan.

by Sean February 1, 2005