minionism

The act of prostituting one's self by joining rallies and/or demonstrations for causes one does not necessarily believe in.

It's sad how minionism has replaced patriotism.

by Galileo67 October 17, 2015

Minion

A name used by Elite players of the pc gaming community, they have the ability to claim the top of the score board as their home

Man that guy was on destroying us that game, what was his name? Minion.

by Joexx February 10, 2010

minion

those yellow niggas you see 40 year old moms sharing

mom:"golly those minions sure are funny"

by doodle guy July 25, 2018

the minions

a group of bitchy girls who hav to do EVERYTHING together/the same. really popular and really annoying. stupid. airheaded. use like every other word. follows each other around in packs. steals peoples lunch tables on purpose to annoy the other party.

minion1: lets like go like jump off this like cliff!
minions2-4: LIKE YEAH!
the minions1-4:*jumps off cliff*

minion1: oh em gee, i think i broke a nail!
minions2-4: like OMG!! we need 2 like find like, a like hospital, or like sumthing...

minion: im fat...*when actually average size*

by the great monteray jack&friend October 4, 2008

minions

The disgusting trash of the earth. Yellow. They've taken over this once somewhat clean world, and now it is a trash heap. They are only liked by moms and young children.

Me: the minions are putrid, horrific, and are a waste of time. They do not deserve an entire movie.

Moms everywhere: *gasps and stares in horror*

by Old Chocolate Bar July 29, 2015

minionize

Minionization occurs when one takes something, and makes it his own by using it and abusing it in his own particular way.

Jerk #1: Did you go home with that FYP ("Fresh Young Pussy") last night?

Jerk #2: Yes, I completley minionized her.

by The Jerkstore May 11, 2006

minion

An evil sidekick or servant

Lets go my minion or minions away!!!

by Jackie October 13, 2004