Bare Minimum Bandit

One of the greatest clans and most skilled bandits on the world

Joey became a Bare Minimum Bandit and stole my milk carton, but not my milk.

by The True Ram and BMNB Captin June 30, 2016

minimum wage day wrecker

someone who earns minimum wage yet has the ability to ruin your day

I went through the drive through and wanted no pickles on my burger, the minimum wage day wrecker not only gave me four extra pickles he added F'n relish. I was pissed

by NickyLags September 11, 2010

Subaru minimum

−22°F, the lowest temperature displayed by the digital temperature gauge in Subaru vehicles.

We're finally above the Subaru minimum! Hooray!

by tonga2219 January 10, 2012

Minimum Profanity Threshold

The minimum amount of cursing and swearing required to resolve a problem.

Jack's car stalled on the highway and refused to start until Jack reached the minimum profanity threshold.

by okla_ddog December 9, 2010

minimum viable product

Minimum Viable Product (MVP) is the absolute shittiest possible product that can be passed off as a success to an unwitting customer. See any new product or feature out of Silicon Valley tech companies.

The minimum viable product is any new feature from companies like Facebook, Google, Apple.... That works just enough to gain revenue for the company, while pissing off a large part of their customer base. Don't worry they're working on a patch or update for that.....

by foobar767 May 8, 2014

To Put On Minimum Wage

The act of demoting one's social status, esteem, or general ability to do anything. To remove rank, rights, or stature.
To make inferior.

The right reserved only for those of BOSS status.

To Put On Minimum Wage (Inanimate object):

Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "So you went on a run today?"

The Kyle: "Yup, like a boss, you already know."

Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "Cool, how was it?"

The Kyle: "Just put that street on minimum wage, for real though"

To Put On Minimum Wage (Person):

B.O.S.S.: "F*** you fool, I'll put yo @$$ on minimum wage!"

by Smasher316 November 11, 2011

minimum wage

A way for the upper class to keep people poor enough that they won't fulfill their dreams, while still giving them enough money to stay alive long enough to continue the cycle. There are ways to escape the purgatory that a minimum wage job entails, but most wage-slaves are too disillusioned by their meager station in life to take any serious action to improve it. The constant stream of bourgouise propaganda has convinced those on the rusty lower rung of the economic ladder that they don't deserve it anyway.

I started my new job last week, and my manager decided to fuck me in the ass while I washed the dishes, just to assert his dominance over me.
Oh, you must be working minimum wage. Don't worry, your manager takes oxies and jerks off to the music video for G.U.Y. by Lady Gaga to fall asleep at night because he's been working there for half his life and only makes 50 cents more than you per hour.
I guess that's just what's in the cards for me because I am a nobody and I deserve nothing. I have made friends with my depression, and have irredeemably ruined my body, my future and my interpersonal relationships because I lack a fear of death. By the way, if you come in during my shift I'll give you my 50% discount. Golly-gee I love working minimum wage.

by Hankuranium November 4, 2019