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mini skirt

The favorite article of clothing for a true slut. A mini skirt allows easy access to the sluts pussy and ass.
often the slut won't even wear panties.
Last night Kathy wore her shortest mini skirt to a college bar. Even though shes 54 years old she has sexy legs and a great ass. She got wet letting the young men peek up her skirt at her bald pussy and tight ass. She ended up letting 3 different college boys fuck her right in the rest room. She begged them to use her married cunt and ass and to fill her with hot cum. They called her a slut and whore as they took turns lifting her skirt and pumping into her tight dirty fuckholes.
by btld October 2, 2007
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Mini-Skirt BallBust

When a very hot girl with a very,very short skirt kicks or knees a male in his testicles,more commonly known as balls.
An example of a Mini-Skirt BallBust is when a very hot girl with a short skirt pretends like she wants to kiss you. She puts your arms on your shoulders and brings her lips closer. Just when she is abot to kiss you, she knees you square in the balls, and you go down.
by Ilikegettingkneedinballs June 14, 2010
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Mini Skirt Effect

When a girl looks attractive from afar because shes wearing a mini skirt.
Person 1: Hey man! that chick is so hot!
Person 2: nahhh, did you see her up close? you just fell for the Mini Skirt Effect!
Person 1: oh yeah! youre totally right!
by Frankabignalejr April 20, 2013
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mini skirt

They can be cute, but if worn the wrong way, they are just trashy.
The natural brunette wore a modest mini skirt that didn't show her whole body. The peroxide blonde did.
by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007
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Minishit

A mini shithead who nobody likes and will never have any friends because they were a fuckling when they were born and they're still a fuckling now.
"Wow, Caleigh is such a minishit. I can't believe that fuckling. I want to shove her fucking head in the fucking toilet and push down the fucking lever."
by Kishkapah January 1, 2009
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mini skirt

A "skirt" that might as well be made from two dish towels; mini skirts rarely go lower than mid-thigh and are often ride low on the hips.

Harlots, like Britney Spears, are known to wear them.

Mini skirts are not for modest ladies.
What's the point of a mini-skirt? It won't cover you up or provide protection from the cold.

Wearing a mini-skirt and tank top seems to send the message, wether the wearer likes it or not, "I'm a hooker. Take me now."
by Lorelili April 7, 2005
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Manoskirtosexual

Guy 1: Hey what's your sexuality?
Guy 2: I'm manoskirtosexual.
by 69funnynumber August 20, 2020
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