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minge

A particularly vulgar term for the haven that is sometimes shaven.

Also known as a Wizards Sleeve, Beaver, Muff, Fanny, Twat, Rat and, my favourite, Cunt.
A drunken male coming out of a nightclub may shout "Alright darling, can I have a go on your minge?!"
by Homer SexualSimpson January 2, 2009
mugGet the mingemug.

minge

The name of Oprah's vagina.
Oprah never takes the time to play with the ol' minge anymore.
by PikaPikaPika May 28, 2006
mugGet the mingemug.

minging

Smelly.
This has been used in the North East of Scotland for decades
Onions are minging!
by Scotty April 30, 2003
mugGet the mingingmug.

Minge

Ditty from UK 1950s
The area of singe round the fringe of the minge is equal to the length of the poke times the speed of the stroke
by Aforanon October 9, 2006
mugGet the Mingemug.

Ming

A man who barely speaks and has ninja characteristics that feels no pain, and only has one weakness.. his nipples.
Also does any crazy shit he is told to do.
Jam: can i pinch your nipples?
Ming:no
Jam: can i light you on fire?
Ming: yep

Jam: ming whered you get that slurpee?
Ming: found it
by priz October 21, 2012
mugGet the Mingmug.

minging

She's well ****ing ming-ing.
by Abdul Rapeyama March 20, 2003
mugGet the mingingmug.

Minge

That bitch needs to wash her minge.
by The Shaman witcher July 13, 2016
mugGet the Mingemug.

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