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Meindert

Often nicknamed Meinie (pronounced My-knee)
Thinks that he is very musically talented. Has excess amounts of body hair, especially on the legs. Fond of John Mayer. Wishes he was John Mayer, or at least played the guitar like him. Wishes he could date John Mayer. Likely to have a girlfriend with an Irish name. Likely to live in a place that starts with G or M. Has trouble hearing and remembering basic things, but knows the answers to the most random questions you can think of.
girl: omgg. your guitar playing is soo ah-mazzing. i'm in love with you forever.
Meindert: yes, it is. and of course you are. I'm Meinie.

girl: this one time i was camping and i wa-
Meindert: do you know the first thing said on the radio? I do.
girl: ehh, no.. as i was saying i was doi-
Meindert: It was Mary had a little lamb. hah. i win.
by TheBlondeGirllfriend April 13, 2009
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Mingertron

The name given to any form of retard, including social rejects and any other turds in general.
A name given to dispicably revolting people.
Occasionally, you may add a 4 digit number of your choice at the end, to make it sound cyber.
1.
Robby: Omg! Did you just ask what the number for 999 is?!
Chris: WOW, you are such a mingertron!

2.
Drulie: Wait, wait, wait... your telling me your mum named you Agamemnon!? Get out of my room you mingertron 4000!
by WeasleyKing July 14, 2009
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Minderer

A person who constantly drifts off to places unknown, within the realm of their own mind. Usually, this person has A.D.D. or another disorder that renders them unable to pay attention.
"Hey, hey, in down front fat guy." No point in trying anymore to reach that minderer, he was off to places unknown.
by Biff Justice October 20, 2005
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free minder

1.some one who is out their mind wise
2. neo hippie minus the vegetarianism
that kid sitting over there looks like such a free minder
by lil grits June 17, 2008
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Mingertard

Minger + Retard = Mingertard
Look! A Mingatard on wheels! =)
by Mr. O July 20, 2004
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minder

I can't believe there's an app called Minder - Tinder for Muslims?!
by sajjyboy June 16, 2017
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minderbinder

"Dude, my girlfriend full broke up with me yesterday!"
"Yes, and how do you feel about that?"
"Dude! You minderbinder!"
"Indeed"
by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005
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