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Million dollar wound

A wound received in war, that is not serious enough to kill or permanently disable, but is serious enough to warrant being taken out of combat for an extended period of time.
When Johnny got shot in the buttocks Bill said "That's a million dollar wound!"
by Zebra003 October 15, 2008
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million dollar fuck

The million dollar fuck involves giving a girl the most phenomenal sex of her life, often times fueled by alcohol or other substances. It is important to note the the "MDF" cannot be used lightly and often has irrepairable consequences, i.e. girls can never get over the MDF and are likely to fall in love and/or stalk you.
Dub: I was drunk last night and gave Lisa from the bar the million dollar fuck

Dobbs: ok, but i hope your ready to deal with the consequences...
by bigwilliestyle January 5, 2008
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million dollar man

It's the kind of man who at first glance seems perfect, is friendly, gentlemanly and seem to care about your feelings, everyone seems to love him
as a fuck boy but with a lot more class and money

in the end he showed his true colors and end up with a broken heart. yours of course
You're screwed up and brilliant,
Look like a million dollar man,
So why is my heart broke- Lana del Rey, million dollar man
by lavandergirl August 15, 2016
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Million Man March

Slang term for ejaculation. The name comes from the fact that you basically have a million little men in your testicles, and they are marching out.
"Here comes the Million Man March!"
by Neb Good August 14, 2008
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million man math

An exxageration to make something look like a success. Something that people do who don't try as hard as the rest of us. Someone said that there were well over a million people at the million man march when they were actually less than 400,000.
A: There is no way that he drank that many beers, he's using his million man math again.

B: Typical for his kind.
by sneekix November 23, 2006
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Million Dollar Extreme presents: World Peace

A sketch comedy TV show that aired in 2016, and was created by comedy group Million Dollar Extreme (MDE). It aired on Adult Swim, a network that used to air really cool and underrated shows created by underground artists and comedians, but now airs shitty superhero shows and Rick & Morty.

A second series was funded in 2022 after the show was cancelled after it's first season, and should be out soon.
Cool ass mf: Have you seen Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace?
Another mf who is cool: Yes. World Peace was a good show overshadowed by controversy.
by DankAssPicklePop June 14, 2023
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million wiper

When you wipe and wipe and you just can't seem to get clean. Finally, after using half a roll of toilet paper, three million wet wipes, and washing your bung hole out in the sink, you leave with a sore itchy ass.
my butthole's so hairy I can't eat a jelly donut without getting a million wiper
by genericjasper February 22, 2009
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